rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

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pocketpicasso:

when people say, “i’ve got a lot on my plate,” i really empathize! my plate feels like a stack of pancakes, with too much syrup and no one to share. but that’s probably ‘cuz everyone has their own pancakes to tackle, too! here’s a reminder to turn to the person next to you and ask, “need some help with those?”

theonlycasmarierobinson:

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

image

yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

shots? we wish

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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