sparkle-pancake:

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theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

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hobolunchbox:

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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83,902 notes - 1 week ago

asian:

I love it when my driving instructor ask me questions like “are your eyes even open”

55,622 notes - 1 week ago

naturalcatastr0phes:

ultrafacts:

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They would literally be your brother from another mother

memeimpala:

i feel guilty about calling myself a “huge music fan” bc yeah i like bands but i know nothing about music theory/how music works so people will be like “wow this song is amazing because use of the (insert weird musical terminology) and how they manipulated the (insert weird musical terminology)” and meanwhile i’ll just be like…….rockin tune! cool stuff! fun 2 listen 2

14,264 notes - 1 week ago

lamelohan:

my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical

85,040 notes - 1 week ago