"…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed."(via nama-je-ljubav-lozinka)

101,353 notes - 17 hours ago

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

130,862 notes - 17 hours ago

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

128,024 notes - 3 days ago

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

258,393 notes - 3 days ago

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

91,530 notes - 3 days ago

all-the-marvelous-avengers:

clashing-plaids:

I am a mature adult doing mature adult things.

This deserves so many more notes